Most Romantic / Least Romantic

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
HERE IT GOES>>>
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5.. I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

Dear Tea

Dear tea,

have i ever told u how much i love u?

what u mean to me?

u have been there wid me always when i needed u.

when i m down u give me a high.

when its raining n i m missing him..u were there wid me.

when i dint eat for few days..u were there to make me feel better.

most of my fights wid my brother ..were coz of u..

we used to fight for u.

ur aroma is unforgettable.

i love to have you when i m listening to songs..n feeling senti : (

when i m lonely...all by myself.

when i reach home..first thing i ask for is YOU.

when i m tired of crying i wash my face n grab a cup of u.

when its cold morning of winter i sip u in my bed.

u taste best in d morning. my first cup of tea..to start my day.

always faithful to u

me ; )